Offensive Office Stationery
£8.99
Features:
– Novelty pen set
– 5 stylish ballpoint pens
– High quality
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Free UK Delivery On Orders Over £40!
- Tracked UK Delivery Only £2.99
- No Hassle Returns
- Secure Payments
Guaranteed to make a statement at the office!
Stylish, high-quality ballpoint pens, each with a deeply offensive message embossed on the side.
Each pack contains five pens with the following messages:
1. Actually, just f**k off.
2. Hands off my pen, pr*ck.
3. I wish I could f***ing spell.
4. Property of C***y McF***face.
5. These dull f***ers think I’m working.
Perfect gift for the home or office!
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Tracked 48 Royal Mail – £3.99
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